Land of science
Abun
dantia
Freeze bodies, but keep a warm heart
ABOUT
'Dantia
We’re a very progressive country that wants to encourage their inhabitants to be as progressive as their leaders, to maintain the same mission and vision.
To be different in every possible way compared to the other countries. We are a highly advanced society that never stops improving.
We strive to strengthen our country as a whole on a global scale through effective utilization of knowledge, relationships and opportunities. We are a very succesful country but we can always do better.
We aspire to be the global leader on all aspects of technology. In the long run we want our people to live for centuries.
Representatives
Laurent Blanc
Laurent Blanc is a world renowned scientist. He is one of the pillars of the cryonics cryogenics science. Mr. Blanc is still of young age, 37, and still very intelligent, very motivated and driven. A real workaholic. He is married and has a lovely son and daughter. He has an uni degree in cryogenic science.
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Laurent Blanc has found his way in the upper class, because of his degree and job. Half of his time he is devoting his inventions to the land of science. He likes developing and perfecting the cryonics technology.
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What he needs is wealth, recognition and respect for his inventions. He also appreciates a good night's sleep.
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He is fond of playing cricket with his colleagues and also likes to work, obviously he is a workaholic. Though, he dislikes hard labour.
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Mr. Blanc mostly lives of his food pills, because they are quick and efficient. He also likes a healthy and luxurious environment.
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF LAURENT BLANC​
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Laurent wakes up at 6AM every (week)day to get ready for work at the cryogenics laboratory. He takes his bacon and eggs foodpill and hops in the shower for a 5minute shower. He takes his self driving Tesla to go to work. He arrives at 6:30 and works until 12:30.
He takes a 20 minute break to eat his salad foodpill and takes his banana smoothie drinkpill. He goes back to work from 12:50 until 18:00. He goes home to have dinner with his wife and kids, they enjoy their lobster foodpills and Gin Tonic drink pills. They talk about their day and ask each other how it went.
Laurent gets ready to arrive at the Cricketclub at 7PM. He then plays until 9pm and goes home and takes a quick shower. At 9:30 he goes to bed together with his wife.
Wilson Fisk
Wilson Fisk, our Prime Minister. The sole reason we invented cryogenics, took our country out of poverty when no one else thought we were worth saving.
The economic crisis we faced was the worst crisis in history. The value of our money went from S 40 to S 150 for one euro.
But Wilson Fisk prevailed. He led the country while we were at our lowest and took us up to the top, where we stayed.
Webshop
Our country is known as ecologic and technically advanced, so it’s expected that we are not only advanced in cryogenics but also advanced in other cases. To be specific, we try to search any alternative to be as environment-friendly as possible.
So, here’s one of our main inventions.
We don’t eat eggs, bread for breakfast or pasta or fish and chips for lunch or steak for dinner,
BUT we use food and drink pills.
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What?
Pills with taste, calories and vitamins of certain types of food in one pill
à We also have the ability to split pills to have multiple “dinners” a day. All our pills are a much healthier and environmental-friendly alternative. It’s for people that want to enjoy a healthy meal but just don’t have the time to cook and eat dinner. And that is what the Abundantians need, because we try to save as much time as possible so we focus on our science and find new ways to better our country.
we have different types of food, so naturally there are different prices. Lobster for example is more expensive than chicken or beef. Gin-tonic pills are more expensive than soda or beer.
Where to get them?
Online web shops, where you can order the pills.
Delivered at home by drones. Soon we will be able to put these pills in local markets. But now we want to give them the feeling that these pills are exclusive.
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We use discounts to promote our pills to regular people in our society. They already buy them, but not very often. We as a country are trying to convince our inhabitants of the convenience, ecologic and ease of our product.
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Our three pillars of the cryonics and cryogenics invention
From left to right: Emile Vermote, Alison Sirichantho and Jarne Laekeman
News
No more tension
between 'Dantia and Seniorian
Written by Alison Sirichantho
Published on May 15, 2019
22:00
Ever since the beginning of our invention of the cryogenics science, 10 years ago, there has been tension between Abundantia and Seniorian.
There has been an uproar after respected sceintist and our spokesperson, Laurent Blanc, came to give a speech in Senorian. Hundreds of Seniorians came to protests the cryogenic concept. It has been going on for a week.
The two governments came together and broke their brains to find a solution for this crisis. Fortunately, the government of Abundantia admitted that it is indeed a bit unfair that the people who underwent the cryogenics science try to take advantage of the services of the Seniorians.
The government of Abundantia and Seniorian decided that there was only one fair solution. They decided to give these non-naturally-aged people a home. The Republic of Abundantia that has been striving for independency are giving a chance to be a small country on itself, managed by Senorian and The Republic of Abundantia.
The island will be named from today onwards as Abundorian. This island will provide a place for people who underwent the cryogenic treatment. These citizens will benefit from the services that Senorian provide. Because, these the Abundorians age mentally and not physically, it will preserve a few sport traditions of ‘Dantia’s culture itself.
Now, that there’s finally peace between the two countries. People can get old in the way they want and avoid any conversion of people who were against this cryogenic concept.
Abundantia’s History Museum under water caused by leaks
Written by Alison Sirichantho
Published on March 15, 2019
22:00
Written by Alison Sirichantho
Published on March 15, 2019
22:00
Abundantia’s History Museum: picture taken by Jonah Hanson
After last Friday’s thievery, bad luck has struck the beloved Abundantia’s History Museum once again. There has been leaks found in as many as 7 ice sculptures in the Famous Abundantians section. Among them is the famous ice sculpture of the adored Vanilla Ice-actor Stef Rogers and the Love for Life actress Scarlet Wanda. Besides these Abollywood stars. Leaks have also been found in famous athlethe’s sculptures like the first Winter Dive Race champion, Bucky Harnes, the famous cricket player Kruse Banner and our ecologic mascot, Groot. Scientist like our respected Edward Stark, has also become a victim. The security guard (Draxter Ronan) made his last rounds last Friday around 10 pm before closing everything off. When he came in the Famous Abundantians section, he noticed that the water has been dripping onto the floor from several sculptures. He immediately contacted Benedict Crumbles, the owner of the Museum. Mr. Crumbles wasn’t pleased. Therefore Mr. Crumbles has contacted a team of researchers and is eager to find out, who or what caused this misery. Researchers have yet to find out, but do have a few clues.
Researches have claimed that the sculptures have been leaking for at least 1 hour, looking at the damage. They think that the last person that passed by the section is a potential suspect. The security guard is exempted, because he always starts his last round at the left side of the complex before arriving at the last section of the building. That means that someone has had to be there before him and intentionally caused the damage.
But researchers are not sure if it could be a person. It could also be the cause of the temperature that has been rising these past few weeks. It’s possible that the warm wind to comes into the right-wing section, causing the sculptures to melt. That means that climate change that has been going on for a few years, is to blame. That last claim has enraged tons of Abundantians. They’re taking it to the internet and blaming other countries for the global warming. As we know, we have always been cautious to not harm Mother Nature, so it’s a punch in the face to know that climate change could harm our ice facilities and technologies.
But researcher Jarvis Stark has dismissed the claim. He finds it suspicious that the leaks are only found in the Famous Abundantians section and not in other sections. If that was the case then the warm wind that comes through the automatic doors that are centred in the complex, would’ve passed through all the sections. Meaning that all ice sculptures would have had leaks, but that’s not the case.
The owner said that he was aware that the temperature has been rising, therefore he has lowered the temperature to preserve the ice sculptures. Taking into account that it’s very hot outside, but inside the complex very cold, Benedict Crumbles made sure there were scarfs, gloves and coats available for those who couldn’t stand the cold inside the museum. So, Jarvis Stark is sure that the global warming is not to blame, he believes:
“There’s no such thing as global warming, we have been recycling for as long as we know, so we wouldn’t notice the climate change and if there was one, then the other countries are to blame, not us”.
The Museum of Abundantia’s History has been closed due to investigations. Researchers and local detectives has opened an official investigation after hearing Mr. Stark’s claim. They claim that there could also be a leak in the floor or wall, considering that the complex is surrounded by water. They are checking every security camera to see who was the last visitor in the beloved section. Besides that, they are also checking all the walls and floors for any leaks. The cause has yet to be found. The investigation is still ongoing, so if any of you has visited the Abundantia’s History Museum last Friday and noticed something unusual, please feel free to contact the number +04 824 168.
Abundantia,
the greenest country in the world
Written by Jarne Laekeman
Published on March 15, 2019
22:00
It’s not a surprise to read that our beautiful country is the greenest in the whole UBN. Our prime minister had the honor to receive the award for “UBN’s Greenest Country” of 2019. Because the leaders of Abudantia are innovative and progressive, it’s not a surprise that our country finished 1st in this contest.
Cryogenics
One of the main factors that causes the opportunity for our country to be progressive on ecologic level, is the fact that Abundantia doesn’t have cemetery’s. When someone passed away, we don’t give a funeral or we don’t have a cremation. Instead, it’s tradition that we organize a ceremony, where we use Cryogenics to freeze the dead people. So we don’t burn bodies but instead, we freeze them. That gives us the opportunity to “awake” them, after several years. It’s a big advantage for our people, because they almost never “lose” someone. And it’s a big advantage for us as a country, for our environment.
Foodpills
Another important reason for us to be this ecologic, is the fact that food and drinks don’t exist in our country. So that brings along the fact that there are no food or drink packages available in Abundantia. None of our citizens has the opportunity to eat something and throw the package on the floor or on the ground. Because of our innovative foodpills, there is no trash outside that can pollute the air or the entire environment.
It’s because Abundantia and its citizens are so progressive, that there is no doubt about the fact that we are the greenest country of the whole UBN. Therefore, we would like to thank our citizens and our leaders, for keeping the streets clean.
Cryogenics cured old
Prime Minister Fisk
Written by Emile Vermote
Published on March 15, 2019
22:00
After 100 long years Abunduntia’s old Prime Minister Wilson Fisk was cured from his terminal colon cancer. All thanks to our country’s greatest invention of all time: cryogenics. Our Prime Minister will return to office next term.
The cure
Yet another victory for cryogenics. The battle against cancer was a hard one. But now after all these years we are winning the fight. Right now, we are on the brink of curing most cancers that were thought to be uncurable. After discovering the enzyme Azermia photoxyps. The scientists that worked on the project couldn’t wait to unfreeze our greatest Prime Minister in the history of Abunduntia.
The Prime Minister
Wilson Fisk, the sole reason we invented cryogenics, took our country out of poverty when no one else thought we were worth saving. The economic crisis we faced was the worst crisis in history. The value of our money went from S 40 to S 150 for one euro. But Wilson Fisk prevailed. He led the country while we were at our lowest and took us up to the top, where we stayed.
When he became ill, every scientist in the country tried to cure our national hero. After months of prolonging his life and trying everything we had to look at our options. Dobrev Malchien came up with a new technology we never thought was possible: Cryogenics. It was a hard choice but Fisk insisted we should do it. And after 100 years we finally cured our Prime Minister. We for sure can’t wait to see him in office again.